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Was out with a mate last night, who's casting a Cass Pennant "biopic" anyone know anything more about it?

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Greatest name I've ever come across - girl in my school 'back in the day' by the name of Jolly Rumble. Also, a customer at my current place called Jazz Singh.

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I work with a fella called Sid Marks. Everyone calls him skid

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There's a road in Swansea called 'Salubrious Passage'.

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We had a lad a school called Derek Gay. Leading to the inevitable incident of a supply teacher handing back homework. "Who's Gay?" "I am sir" oh how we laughed

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Used to work with a bloke years a go, he was called Charlie Lines, true story.

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Guaranteed to get a Bum Lee or a Kok. Once knew a very mild mannered man whose full name was Lance Vigour Hardwick. Parents must have been into German porno.

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...would have to be played by Jasper Carrot, after a month on a sunbed. Was out last night and heard this bird say that her bloke was a "Arsenal Football Hooligan". And that she loved Danny Dyer in...

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You must have been with some boring cunts to sit there nosing into that bird's conversational nonsense Batters. Did you get the fat Curbs/slim Herts text?

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Lets have the fat Curbs/slim Herts up on here then !!

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..mate, its uncanny, although you know that I would have thought he looked like Alan Pardew.

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I regularly speak to American IFA's in my line of work. They have some weird and wonderful names, the best being: Tom Bollock Fanny Gravy Seriously.

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Tom Bollock is absolutely the fucking winner by far!! Conjours up an image of Tom Sellecks much less lucky half-brother. Magnum, P-Niss. Anyone know how the cunt I get a picture on here from my dog?

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Gropecunt Lane "In London, the street that was Gropecunt Lane was near the present-day site of the Barbican Centre in the City of London. The street was called Grub Street in the 18th century, but...

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The reason why the Americans tend to have some weird surnames (apart from diverse and global immigration) is because they can't fucking spell. The stupid fat cunts. Edit: It was a "typo".

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At least Septics can type...

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When I was working in A&E in West London I used to "swap" funny names with one of the local paramedics. One of the best was a Somalian woman called "Artun Fartun". I had to go to the waiting room...

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bloke at school was called Richard Trickle!!! what are most Richard's called? Dick Trickle also had another one called John Thomas no one liked him, he was a right cocky cunt

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Two that i work with: Charlotte Reeks Rebecca Pratt

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I went to school with a bloke called Richard Onion who used to pronounce it O'Nion in Mrs Bucket/Bouquet style.The cunt.

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My old school-mate Paula Hymen didn't like her nickname. Yanka Maidenhead...

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